// JavaScript Document
var quote = new Array ();
quote[0] = "\"Semper Ubi Sub Ubi\"";
quote[1] = "\"Only the dead has seen the end of war.\" - Plato";
quote[2] = "\"I never have failures, only modified successes.\" - Professor Bumble";
quote[3] = "\"Perfection is overrated. I should know; I've been there.\" - Alex P. Keaton";
quote[4] = "\"Remember to stretch before you ovulate.\" - Al Bundy";
quote[5] = "\"Loneliness is a choice.\" - X-Files";
quote[6] = "\"What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?\"";
quote[7] = "\"Pain is temporary, but quitting is forever.\" - Lance Armstrong";
quote[8] = "a work in progress";
var i = Math.round(8*Math.random());

document.write(quote[i]);